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Reverend's Just For Laughs

01/05/2022 12:20:13 PM

Jan5

Funny Jewish Personal Ads

Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av, Taanit Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B'Tevet, Shiva Asar B'Tammuz. Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane.

Yeshiva student, Torah scholar, long beard, peyot. Seeks same in woman.

Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write.

Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality.

Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please.

Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzit, seeking male who will accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it.

Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdallah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker.

Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.

80-year-old bubbe, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male, under 35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I?

Israeli woman, 28, works behind falafel counter in pizza shop, looking for Jewish man with sense of humus.

Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me.

Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp.

Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also OK.

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